About

About Me (The “Unconventional” Part):

I’m a 21 year old female college student who really just doesn’t have her act together. Although both painfully and delightfully average (except in the looks department, I’m the kind of girl Daddys carry baseball bats for), I’m a little bit short and a lotta bit idiosyncratic. I really like my cat, I enjoy critiquing people and things I have no authority to critique, and I have an knack for self-depreciation. My goals in life are either to be a politician of sorts or a Lady Gaga impersonator, to have my own cooking show, and to ruin some children’s lives– or at least give them unstable psyches in adulthood.

Now that I’m approaching time to graduate college, I realized that it’s time for me to straighten myself out and start solving all the problems that face people like me… girl-people, young-people, short-people, bright but underachieving-people, drinking-people, single-people, cat-people, strange-people, really just any-people.